• Nick

    You also like eating a whole bunch of cheeseburgers and having it blamed on Randy (aka Smokey).

    The fact that you have not watched every episode of this show boggles the mind. It’s freakin’ hilarious, and seemingly very similar to your taste in humor.

    Randy: Mr. Lahey! There’s, there’s a tiger outside. It’s eating, it ate my cheeseburgers. Mr. Lahey! Some kind of tiger. It attacked me. It ate seven cheeseburgers.

    Mr. Lahey: You set up this elaborate charade to cover eating seven cheeseburgers. You ate seven cheeseburgers? Randy, you promised me this would never happen again.”