• History,  Politics

    Four changes if I were king of America

    I’ve made them non-political, strictly symbolic. They are

    1. The national anthem shall be changed to America the Beautiful; an accessible song with a solid melody and natural meter; and the Star Spangled Banner will be consigned to history, where it will be of much interest to our eventual tone-deaf robot overlords
    2. Daylight Savings Time shall be abolished. Trying to fool the sun sets a bad example for children and weakens our moral fiber
    3. Calvin Coolidge shall be worked into Presidents Day somehow. We’re long overdue for rewarding people who do their job quietly, with no drama
    4. We shall come up with a simple way to properly fold the US Flag that does not require two people

    What would y’all do?

  • Ron Paul

    Ron Paul gets annoying

    Or his supporters do anyway. I got two spams this morning telling me how only Ron Paul can save us from the coming dark age. The fact that he has fans among the 9-11 truth movement is troubling, though I know of no evidence that he sympathizes with that weirdness.

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  • Adages,  Quotes

    Quotes of the evening

    From Napoleon

    In war, moral is to the physical as three is to one.

    And this old chestnut from the Duke of Wellington

    For a great nation there are no small wars.

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  • Weirdness

    People are strange

    From the AJC; it seems that someone has been stalking Garrison Keillor

    Garrison Keillor has gotten a restraining order against a Georgia woman he claims has made telephone calls and sent him explicit e-mails and disturbing gifts, including a petrified alligator foot and dead beetles.

    Campbell said Keillor had misunderstood the letters, e-mails, packages and phone calls. She said she was never closer to his house than the sidewalk.

    “I believe that he’s paranoid, or some woman, his wife, is upset and told him he has to do something about it,” she said.

    Life is stranger than we can imagine. Garrison Keillor?

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  • Politics,  Weirdness

    Three interesting things

    • There are more World of Warcraft players than there are farmers (from Paul Krugman via MR)
    • The reason the average car produces X many tons of CO2 (a figure I always found fishy) is due to the fact that the carbon bonds with oxygen already existing in the air, which never occurred to me until I read this article. The majority of the actual mass (the O2) comes mostly from the existing air.
    • John Edwards, still not popular! It says good things about America, and the Democratic party that he’s doing well. I suppose the Republican alternative to him is Tom Tancredo.
    • From this BloggingHeads.tv – “John Kerry was a Democrat’s idea of what the Republicans like”. The Republicans seem to be making the same desperate mistake with Giuliani right now.
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