• Funny,  Quotes,  Weirdness

    My favorite famous last words

    From this page on WikiPedia loosely categorized by me:

    Toughest

    • “No! I didn’t come here to make a speech. I came here to die.”
      Who: Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged.
    • “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!”
      Who: James French (No relation to your humble blogger).
      Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

    Ironic

    • “That’s very obvious..”
      Who: John F. Kennedy, responding to Mrs. Connolly’s comment, “Mr. President, you can’t say that Dallas doesn’t love you.”
    • “I think I’m going to make it!”
      Who: Richard Loeb, half of the famous murderers Leopold and Loeb; said after being slashed ninety times with a razor by a fellow inmate

    Funniest

    • “Why yes, A bulletproof vest”
      Who: Domonic Willard
      Notes: Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition just before his death by firing squad, he was asked if he had any last requests.
    • “Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”
      Who: Francisco (“Pancho”) Villa
    • “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
      Who: Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan

    Deadpan

    • “Already?”
      Who: Hangquin Zhou
    • “It’s stopped.”
      Who: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.

    Succinct & True

    • “To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?”
      Who: George Eastman, Inventor (in his suicide note)

    Odd and Worth Mentioning

    • “I see black light.”
      Who: Victor Hugo
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  • Lebanon,  Middle East

    Random thoughts on the current Middle East

    CNN.com has a nice one page history and description of Hezbollah, which is a useful addition to their coverage. Here is some analysis from MSNBC.

    We live in interesting times. On the one hand Lebanon was one of the brighter spots of the Arab world. On the other hand, this might be the only time and way to reduce Hezbollah to the past tense. By not occupying any territory Israel can play to it’s technological and organizational strengths, and avoid all of Hezbollahs guerilla tactics (where their talents lie).

    Anothr thing to note is that the IDF seems to have avoided striking the Lebanese military, only commerical targets and Hezbollah.

    And for anyone keeping score, this is a case of democracies going to war.

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  • Photography,  Religion,  Weirdness

    This might be worth a road trip sometime

    Certainly for a photo essay.

    The Stone Circle of Elberton

    Driving on rural Ga. 77 in northeast Georgia, you seem to time-travel across the sea to ancient Britain. What appears to be a scaled-down clone of Stonehenge rises above a hilltop.

    Elbert County stonemasons, not druidic priests, fashioned this circular array of six granite slabs, but its origins are almost as intriguing.

    In 1979, a mysterious stranger calling himself “Mr. Christian” commissioned the curiosity on the edge of a cow pasture 7.2 miles north of Elberton.

    He reportedly told the president of an Elberton granite finishing plant that what he called the Georgia Guidestones would be “for the conservation of the world and to herald a new age of reason.”

    As they talked, he admitted his name really wasn’t Christian, but he was a Christian and a patriot, who represented a group outside of Georgia with similar beliefs. Only the Elberton banker who handled Mr. Christian’s substantial deposit ever knew his true identity. He took the secret to his grave, and no one has ever identified Christian or his associates.

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  • Politics

    A perfect one-sentence description

    Of the current political situation anyway, from Winds of Change:

    as poor a hand as it may be, you can’t beat a pair of twos with nothing.

    That sums it up pretty well I think. The dems wouldn’t even have to try that hard at this point. Instead they’ll probably lose a house seat or two and then return to their default position of navel gazing. Perhaps it’s all a big plot by the Clinton faction to set the stage for Hillary in 2008.

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  • Economics,  Engineering,  Links,  Politics,  Quotes

    Saturday round up

    • Magnificent photography from Afghanistan
    • A guide to chopping foods
    • Race, Advertising and the Sony Playstation.
    • Big Brother mixes with the cast of Friends to create Dodgeball
    • An insightful post on Energy from the Winds of Change; it starts

      An optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says the glass is half empty and the engineer says the glass is the wrong size.

      Read the whole thing.

    • Some quite impressive numbers you’re not likely to hear about.

      In less than three years, the U.S. economic pie has expanded by $2.2 trillion, an output add-on that is roughly the same size as the total Chinese economy, and much larger than the total economic size of nations like India, Mexico, Ireland, and Belgium.

      I think Iraq is keeping the political class occupied, much like the Clinton scandals did in the late 90s, and saving us from grand new ideas.

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  • Adages,  Engineering,  Quotes

    Quotes of the moment

    Samuel Goldwyn

    “You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.”

    37 Signals

    The secret to building half a product instead of a half-ass
    product is saying no.

    Each time you say yes to a feature, you’re adopting a child. You
    have to take your baby through a whole chain of events (e.g.
    design, implementation, testing, etc.). And once that feature’s
    out there, you’re stuck with it.

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